Il Approvatore at his desk, stamp raised, blue institutional walls pinned with brainrot creature posters, marble floor, orange desk lamp
MINISTERO DEI BRAINROT ITALIANI
4:47 on a friday.
the stamp is always warm.
MINISTERO DEI BRAINROT ITALIANI · UFFICIO APPROVAZIONI · EST. 2024.

APPROVO

APPROVATO.
LIFETIME APPROVALS: 4,400 +0
click anywhere on the desk to stamp. click the ink pad to re-ink. press space or enter also works.
· MINISTERO DEI BRAINROT ITALIANI ·
UFFICIO APPROVAZIONI
FORM N° — CAT. —
SOGGETTO
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(provisional)
☒ PROVVISIONALE  ·  ☐ DEFINITIVO  ·  ☐ ATTESA
FIRMA DEL FUNZIONARIO
· APPROVATO · APPROVATO ·
fresh.
no reject button.
there has never been one.
click · space · enter · I to re-ink
APPROVED TODAY
0
LIFETIME
4,400
INK LEVEL
100%
· THE FIRST TRUTH ·

the creatures are not my responsibility. the stamp is my responsibility. the stamp says APPROVATO. the logic follows from there.

archived 2024
· THE SECOND TRUTH ·

every form is the same form. every form is completely different. this is not a contradiction. this is the office.

archived 2025
· THE THIRD TRUTH ·

i approved Tralalero Tralala on purpose. i would do it again. the brainrot found me. i was ready.

to be archived

· FOUR FROM THE ARCHIVE ·

files retrievable on request. the request has never been made.
MINISTERO · FORM N° 2847
BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO
approved on a tuesday. the questions that followed were not in the form. the form accepted them anyway.
MINISTERO · FORM N° 0412
TRALALERO TRALALA
approved on a thursday. on purpose. i would do it again. i will not discuss this further.
MINISTERO · FORM N° 3901
TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR
approved three times by administrative error. the creature insists. the forms accumulate.
MINISTERO · FORM N° 4218
LIRILÌ LARILÀ
the form was complete. the form is always complete. this is the comfort of the form.
Rows of colour-coded ministerial binders stretching into a vanishing point, a single wooden desk lit by an orange lamp, Italian Brainrot creature silhouettes on binder spines
· FILE ROOM 7 ·

Four thousand four hundred.

Each binder is one creature. Each binder is one form. Each binder is one approval. The lamp is on because il approvatore is still here, reading.

The supervisor has never asked what is on the shelves.

this is a waypoint.

· THE FIVE PROCEDURES ·

  1. the stamp descends. the form receives. the question is not asked.
  2. re-ink when the impression fades. the office provides.
  3. the supervisor does not read the files. this is not your problem.
  4. if the creature is known to you personally, stamp it anyway. this is especially the procedure.
  5. lifetime total is 4,400. this is not a record. this is a waypoint.

· REPORT TO THE OFFICE ·

I.
BUY $APPROVO on pump.fun. the office provides.
II.
STAMP ONE on this page. feel the weight of the handle.
III.
STAMP ANOTHER. the forms will not stop arriving.
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i approve. it is what i do. the creatures are what they are. the office is what it is. the stamp is always in my hand. the ink is always almost gone. — il approvatore. ufficio approvazioni. open friday afternoons. indefinitely.